dampsandwich:

Well “officer” if thats even your real name,

(via asian)

letmelickyournipples:

my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times image

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internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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clamjob:

me on the ride home from school tbh image

(via asian)

damn-you-steven-moffat:

if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

(Source: bastardalayne, via asian)

blackfemalepresident:

ok but consider this

1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
5. chill
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin

(via koolaidicecubes)

telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic, via misjudgments)