couturierer:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence, via cangaydian)
ehhhr:
has anyone tried typing with their boner
(via inactiveblogger)
princesspurf:
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
(Source: ufuckinsnowglobe, via inactiveblogger)
