guy:

*high fives your ass*

*asks for consent before high fiving your ass*

(via pizza)

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via sociocasual)

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

image

(via collapsed)

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via super-fresh-bandit)

"Be with someone who talks about you like you put stars in the sky."

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

(via nosta-glia)