asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

(Source: aestheticing, via mashedpotatas)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via misjudgments)

thurdsay:

*has tumblr open in three tabs*

(via stand)

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month

(via ruthannepeters)

(Source: v-na, via its--whatev3r)

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

(via cynegetic)

icecoldnukacola:

i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from

(via asian)

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

image

(via asian)